Crush problems and bizarre remedies

A dark humor post explores the idea of physically expelling a crush to make it go away. Key visible elements: dark humor, crush, relationships, mental health, absurdity, social media, notes, internet humor. Style: text-based post. Mood: humorous, absurd, slightly dark. Primary subject: text content. Objects: text, profile picture, icons. Materials: digital display, text.

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